Needs:

• "Branding Iron" logo

• Succulents hanging from ceiling in glass pods

• A minimum of 15 IPAs

• Fries served in a paper cone

• Fries not included with menu items traditionally served with them

• Truffle oil

• "Artisanal"

• Aoli

• "Farm-to-table"

• Server has "pig butchery" tattoo

• Leather aprons

• Food is good but not worth price

• Hipsters everywhere

• Folgers coffee is $4.50 a cup

• Out of business in under a year