Plot twist: "ger ger" turns out to be a dinobu, or worse still, a tranny.

Heng ah I got a gf, therefore I can inhale the heavenly vajayjay smells on her panties anytime I so desire

Does she provide, erm, free samples for prospective customers to try? :P

Wah she damn enterprising sia

Going to sell my used underwear on Carousell now!