Don't be shy fellow Singaporeans, spoiling your vote is perfectly legal, plus you get a rare chance to showcase your artistic talents to the PAP dogs!

Halimah already in wayang mode please-claims she wants to remain staying in her flat even after elected, but will later move to Istana grounds so as not "to cause logistical and security headaches".

Clown prince Lee shamelessly praising her to the skies......................luckily I had a super early lunch or I would have literally thrown up in disgust.

Btw, since she is only partly Malay, can we request she return a part of the obscene amount paid to her when she assumes the nation's highest and most useless office?

Count on me Singapore................to not support Halimah Yacob the two-faced sycophantic. Just look at how she repeatedly shushed up Chen Show Mao recently in parliament for being a tad too penetrative in his line of questioning.

Attention: Vote spoiling brigade-time to roll out!

She can spend the rest of today hiding in her flat and laughing until she turns green-now just merely steps away from getting paid shitloads to pretend to serve the nation. Could meet up with Tony Tan over a meal of spicy devil drumlets in the meanwhile to seek his advice on playing deaf and mute to every upcoming mistake committed by the People's Adultery Party.